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THIS IS A REPOST from March 16, 2012. I usually do these a week in advance but I am sick and it (was) my birthday so deal.
Hello monkeybutt faces, and welcome to Big Boob Friday. EMJAY took the day off to prepare for some sort of parade or mud run or something, so be sure to contribute tax dollars for his retroactive contraception out of your next paycheck. I’ll never forget his future last words to me…“You don’t have the balls.”
If memory serves me correctly, I’m supposed to make like MCPO and link a music video that nobody clicks on or cares about.
Man, those douchebags can really play.
Today’s model is of the sweet-faced almond-eyed variety, born on May 26th, 1982 in Ibaraki Prefecture, Japan. She stands 5’5″ tall in the saddle and is a manageable 100 lbs. She is listed at 37-23-35 but I would like some verification before I commit myself to such a bold statement on the internets. Please look up in horror, point, and open-mouth scream “godsrilla” to welcome Yoko Matsugane.
I made this p.o.s. poat last weekend so if anything just happened today in history that was important please shove it up some crevice sideways and report back next week. Pencils down.
1621 The first Indian appears to colonists in Plymouth, Massachusetts.
1802 The United States Military Academy is founded by Congress for the purpose of educating and training young men in the theory and practice of military science.
1850 Nathaniel Hawthorne’s The Scarlet Letter is published.
1913 The 15,000-ton battleship Pennsylvania is launched at Newport News, Va.
1926 Physicist Robert H. Goddard launches the first liquid-fuel rocket.
1935 Adolf Hitler orders a German rearmament and violates the Versailles Treaty.
1964 President Lyndon B. Johnson submits a $1 billion war on poverty program to Congress.
Born on March 16
1751 James Madison, fourth President of the United States (1809-17).
1789 George S. Ohm, German physicist.
1822 John Pope, Union general in the American Civil War.
1912 Thelma Catherine Patricia Ryan Nixon, first lady to President Richard Nixon.
1926 Jerry Lewis, American comedian and film actor.
She seems nice.